so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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