Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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