yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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