I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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