I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
tell me about the fingering
Randomize