Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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