I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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