I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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