No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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