Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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