Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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