There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you have to choose: penises or morals?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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