there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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