I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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