"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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