get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
pop tarts are not kleenex
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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