I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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