nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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