I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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