dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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