went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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