My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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