What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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