I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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