Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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