Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
false alarm, still single
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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