I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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