Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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