this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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