If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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