ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize