I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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