dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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