Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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