He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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