Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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