he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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