worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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