i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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