Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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