What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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