she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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