What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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