You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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