I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I wish you could order shots online.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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