(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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