Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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