Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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