Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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