I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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